Yoko Got Ran Over By A Reindeer Who Shot John Under The Mistletoe

by Tenderloin Hooker Needles

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We really got into the spirit of Christmas! Rosa La Trans, our current drummer since the ghost of Taylor Hawkins seems to have left our meth seances, had the idea of dedicating a song to her biggest influence: Yoko Ono.

So we got together with Puerca and Methany by the Denver Health and told Rosa that yes, she will never be Yoko after so many failed surgeries. Puerca and Papo can't even describe how Rosa looks these days. However her track marks have gotten so uniform and pronounced that they look like real tattoos, there is a plus!

Quickly Puerca did thorough research on Yoko's voice and manerisms which took the eternity of 3 minutes and wow, wow! her voice is amazing. Close your eyes and Puerca is Yoko.

Methy Xmas

lyrics

On a day like today years after I killed the Beatles and taking a brisk Christmas season walk in New York with John, I heard BANG BANG BANG. I thought it was the kamikazes again but no, another Beatle died. I feel like it is all my fault.

Now for a special Grindcore Christmas, here is a song about how I felt that day…

John, Me Love you Long Time

(insert shrieks)

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released December 10, 2023
PRODUCED BY: BLUEBELLA FOR CRACK(H)ER BARREL PRODUCTIONS AND TENDERLOIN HOOKER NEEDLES.
ARTWORK BY: METH-HEADS FOR CHRIST

TENDERLOIN HOOKER NEEDLES ARE:

PAPO CABRAS: (GUITAR, CAUSED MISCARRIAGES, ABORTED GROWLS)
PUERCA SUAREZ: (DEEP THROAT, VOCAL CHORDS ATROCITY)
ROSA LA TRANSMANIAC: (DRUMS, FAILED ATTEMPTS AT BEING A WOMAN)

TENDERLOIN HOOKER NEEDLES EXCLUSIVELY USES STOLEN EQUIPMENT.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS AND THANK YOUS: MAMANDA...TRASH CAN CITY WH**E, FELZ... ANYTHING I CAN STEAL FOR YOUR GREEN DAY LOVING WIFE? NUDE RANCH CULT

ATTIRE BY: MISOWEAR, FEEL SEXY IN MISOGYNY.

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Tenderloin Hooker Needles Denver, Colorado

Tenderloin Hooker Needles was formed in San Francisco, CA in 2008. A disastrous crust, blackened thrash duo.

Now TxHxN is based in Denver, Colorado and returning to no scene after close to 15 years. Irreverence, noise, and an ode to former life in the streets, squats, gutters, glory holes, and urinals define the Hookers. ... more